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not-your-typical-indian-guy:

Me: Mwahahahaha I’m having a great time!!!!!!

Friends: Das, stop!!! I can’t do this anymore! You’ve had 8 shots of Everclear in the last 10 minutes and I feel dead from just 2! You’re gonna die!

Me: Silly rabbit, I can’t die, don’t you know? Ask the Taliban!


not-your-typical-indian-guy:

laughing—daisies:

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

Homemade 4 cheese mac from scratch : D!!!!!!  I’m usually really critical about my cooking, but this tastes better than anything out of a box.  Get lost, Kraft.  Nobody loves you anymore.

laughing—daisies look!

I still like Kraft

Can I steal your dinner?

I made a ton too.  I can’t wait for the day when I’m old as shit and technology advances to the point where I can upload my cooking and my followers can just 3D print it and have a taste.

Anonymous
I was thought you were a really cool guy and I was gonna follow you, but then I saw that you were an american pig soldier. rot in hell faggot

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

noisybrainstuff:

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

Oh my God oh no a grey circle with tacky dollar store glasses called me a faggot, I’m so offended I think I just might cry…..what ever will I do?  I know what I’m going to do.  I’m going to walk away because I have LEGS, YOU GREY CIRCLE FREAK FUCKBAG!!!!!!  That’s just how much the universe hates you.  It made you evolve tacky dollar store glasses but not limbs.  How do you even file taxes?  Do you roll around in ink and then carefully dance on a 1040A?  Roll away, you spherical douche (literally, roll).  

Sumeet - I love all the inbred fucktards that think anonhate is effective. Honestly, do these people think the interwebs are grade school?

Anonymous: Try being a little more creative when insulting someone. For example -

Hey, Anonymous, please do us all a favor and shove your laughable and doltish opinions up your greasy and well gang-fucked ass, shit them out into your Down Syndrome inflicted mother’s mouth and have her vomit them back into your genitals for use as a lubricant while you proceed to fuck her and suck off a month-dead doberman, you ignorant, scatterbrained drop of maggot-swarmed rotting cunt drip.

So colorful lol.  Man, I’m not the least bit phased by anon hate.  I used to be, but that stopped after this one sorry-ass, inbred, donkey cum guzzling, fuckbag (harmonyjfc) sent me hate literally at all hours of the day and night for like a month straight and accused me of never serving in the military (even after I uploaded a scan of my DD214 clearly showing my service overseas as well as my awards).  

My tracker would show that they’d literally do nothing but reload my page over and over all day (50-something times in one day was the record) just to see what I wrote so that they could try and pick at it and they would even drop the N-bomb.  

The funny part?  Turned out it was some 19 year old girl with severe emotional issues.  Just go look at her page.  She hasn’t posted anything, but her avatar looks like a turd with hair swimming in a pool.  Anyway, I finally ticked her off enough to come out of hiding and then a bunch of people flooded her with hate in return and she went nuts.  My favorite was “fuck all of you!  You’re all hypocrites!!!  I never sent him hate!  I’ve been on vacation for 2 weeks!”  

It was fucking hilarious.  My friend and I were laughing our asses off at her reactions.  As a matter of fact, since I tagged her in this reblog, I’m a bit excited to see how she’ll react.  It just goes to show you that anon haters……are really just cowardly pieces of shit hiding behind that one click to the side.  With the anon button, they get to turn a blind eye to their own cowardice and weakness for just a second so that they get to be as much of an asshole to someone as their parents, or bullies, or whatever probably were to them at some point in life.

not-your-typical-indian-guy will you marry me just so I can eat your cookies all the time??? Please ??? 💍👰🎩🍪

2.9.14 at 18:15
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harrypotterconfessions:

starfleetwantsyou:

Thus the muses spake:

"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves" 

In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom. 

I’m kind of just reading this in awe right now because I’ve had every single one of these to some extent in my RPs

not-your-typical-indian-guy will you marry me just so I can eat your cookies all the time??? Please ??? 💍👰🎩🍪

2.9.14 at 14:34
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awrestlingtumblr:

Xavier Woods was in TNA?!

Mhmm. He was with them for three years until March of 2010, signed with WWE in July of 2010 for development

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

2.9.14 at 11:25
happy-daisie
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henteye:

feachbossils:

texanunicornmantis:

nowyoukno:

dropmycumberbritches:

dropmycumberbritches:

Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing”

Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.

The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a “man to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming “it did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.

The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment. 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it “rough housing” between boys.

Please boost this post! People NEED to hear about this.

spread the word

I remember walking by an elementary school near campus and hearing boys threaten to rape and beat other female AND male students. People are so afraid of admitting we have a culture of rape but when young children mimic what’s around them in ways like this how do you not admit that rape is a deep cultural issue?

this hits really close to home….. i was sexually assulted in the first grade by male classmates and i hit one of the kids hard enough to break his nose and his parents tried to get ME expelled

fucking hell isn’t this the photo of the girl that was attacked by kangaroo’s she wasn’t actually sexually assaulted this post was debunked like a year ago

2.9.14 at 3:56
happy-daisie
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bootynbraids:

whogivesmestrength:

chantelbrenna:

squidsqueen:

What makes me so happy about this is that she isn’t telling you you must love your body or that you are obligated to. She saying you have permission to. And that’s important, because there are a lot of reasons why people have trouble with self-love.  But the idea that you aren’t supposed to love your body, that you aren’t allowed to for whatever reason, needs to be crushed. If you can’t love you body right now, if your body causes you pain or disphoria or distress, you aren’t required to love it. But you are ALLOWED to. You are entitled to the chance to make peace with your body, if you ever reach a point where you are ready to. No one else should be trying to stop you.

Sometimes I see or read things, and I didn’t realize that I needed them until they are two GIFs of Nicki Minaj and some amazing commentary that come across my dash and I instantly burst in to tears and feel a weight lifted off my chest.

This is so important

Yoooo it is so important to recognize Nicki’s intelligence; especially with the above commentary. Nicki KNOWS what she is saying. The advice she is giving isn’t narrow, it is incredible broad so it makes everyone feel included. In so little, she said so much. This is the sign of a great orator. (Plus, anyone who disses her musicianship can go suck some nuts because she won the Young Arts Scholarship which is presented to youth who are at the top of their art genre) 

2.9.14 at 3:55
babebraham
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sherlockedgallifreyanofasgard:

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

You can hate someone’s music and love them as a person. This is one of those cases for me.

2.9.14 at 3:54
happy-daisie
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I’m excited when I get to
talk about you; this is what
pride looks like.


"Look at his heart. Look at
his hands; I get to hold them
sometimes.”


I’m always excited to hear
about your day in the same
way a writer is excited to
watch her character grow.


---anne, there are few things I have pride in, but you’re one of them (via anneisrestless)
2.9.14 at 3:47
anneisrestless
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It’s nice that I’m the one
to cross your mind when
you can’t sleep or when
you’re lonely or quiet; there
are people who would kill
to be the name that flashes
in the dark. But I still think
of you in crowds; I still
think of you in daylight.
---Anne, afterthought (via anneisrestless)
2.9.14 at 3:44
anneisrestless
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I’m just finding my sea legs
on my own. I never meant to
find myself in this ocean, but
here I am. I wish the gentle
rocking waves of loneliness
didn’t feel quite this comfortable.
---anne, Alone and Okay (via anneisrestless)
I like listening to you sleep.
I like the face you make
when you’re enjoying music.
I like letting you take care
of me, even when I don’t
need it. I like that you know
when I need it even when
I don’t. I like that you like
messing with me, I like that
you know when to stop. I
know you didn’t like yourself
today, but I did.
---anne, perception (via anneisrestless)
theme.