Got a mindset that nobody knows.
Now this evil is taking control...
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
I just had to reblog. because moonstache
This need a Moonacle.
This is how Batman signals for Alfred…
You just made my day
how is he even still allowed to be on tv
Lindsay Lohan has starred in more than 27 movies, appeared in 8 different TV-shows, hosted Saturday Night Live five times, been nominated for 44 awards and won 22 of them. What has Perez done in his years of “fame”? Talked shit about celebrities online.
What a douche canoe
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
"I have been alone all my life, I have never had a boyfriend, never had a best friend and my family won’t give me the time of day. Watching Disney movies helps me cope with my loneliness, because so many of the protagonists grow up in similar situations and they end up becoming happy, amazing individuals, something I dream of becoming one day."
I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her
So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.